New Player Profile: Marisa

This photo captures basketball not being played by Marisa.

This photo captures basketball not being played by Marisa.

Marisa has never played basketball at lunch. This has not kept her from insisting that she is going to play as soon as possible. Throughout some four years working with the Lunchsketball fellows, she has had an excuse each and every day for why it happens to be that she can’t play.

It is a shame that she doesn’t play, because reportedly she is a natural. It starts with her background: Marisa hails from the storied basketball powerhouse that is Brea Olinda High School. The basketball heritage runs rich and deep in those parts. The men’s team, for instance, is remembered for their inspired run to the 2000 CIF Southern Section championship game, where they were completely and thoroughly humiliated and destroyed by a Dominguez Hills High School (Compton) team led by Tyson Chandler and Tayshaun Prince. As for the women, the Brea Ladycats have been dominating girls’ basketball for years. See “Decades of Success” under the Brea Olinda Wikipedia page.

Marisa claims to have been a ballyhooed prodigy within the Ladycats program sometime around fourth grade. She had actually played her way to a “5” NJB rating amongst the scouts (5 is quite near the ceiling for the National Junior Basketball ratings, in case you live under a rock and don’t know that). She eventually chose to drop basketball in favor of soccer, breaking the heart of her coach. He was so distraught that he banished her from even casual participation in the Brea basketball program. She was basically the Jimmy Chitwood of Southern California 4th grade girls’ basketball.

PLAYER STATS
NAME: Marisa, aka “Shep”
CAREER LUNCHSKETBALL AVERAGES: #DIV/O!
FAVORITE TEAMS: Steelers, Lakers, Yankees, Cobra Kai, Goliath

For all her credentials, she has just as many reasons that she can’t play Lunchsketball. First she was too busy with work. As soon as she got a job that let her get away at lunch, she tore an ACL playing soccer. Then she had the ACL surgery. For the next 2 years, she needed to recover from ACL surgery. One day she actually said she’d play in the morning, but later changed her mind. Shortly thereafter, she was engaged, and couldn’t risk an injury leading up to the wedding. Next, she was with child, and refused to play. Excuses, excuses, excuses. That unborn kid is going to play Lunchsketball before Marisa ever does.

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One thought on “New Player Profile: Marisa

  1. gary says:

    I have to second that story about Marisa…….I have heard all the same things that the editor writes about….how one day she would come out and “hang” with the boyz that participate in “lunchketball” extraordinaire, but the day has not yet come! I poked and prodded and asked and pleaded for this sports wizard to come out and play and she kept me hanging like a sophmore asking a senior to the school prom! Ah……..maybe I will go….yeah….that’s it….maybe…..no…for sure……just doint know right now……..tomorrow…..yeah…that’s it….I will play tomorrow……then…….ah…..I cant…..but I promise to get out there before I get married and of course she broke the hearts of us all…..because the wedding day came and still no basketball……well……..soon….I have to get out there….I will……yeah……for sure….maybe tomorrow……ah…….I cant……sorry boyz……cant do it today…and so the saga of our sports gal just kept repeating itself….and now…..seems all hope is lost…..all those guys waiting to play alongside this talented young gal………just have to keep on waiting ….waiting till “hell freezes over” ; or the “rapture” happens……or her little one grows up and comes out to play with the boys…..only by then….most of the guys will be long gone (retired or dead) and the court up the street has been torn down for apartment buildings….oh well……guys……get used to disappointment……it will never happen……there is a better chance Versace will play ten games than our Marisa will make ONE appearance………peace/out

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