WifeBeaters Will Continue Until Morale Improves

EL CAJON, CA — Another week of Lunchsketball, and another set of victories by an immodestly dressed Gary. He is putting together a sleeveless, form-fitting winning streak. On Wednesday, G’s team even notched a rare victory* over the formidable Dream Team (Kerry, George and Darin). During interviews before the game, Gary was clear in saying that he would stick with the new uniform as long as the wins keep coming.

Nissan Stanza

Lunchsketball gets a Stanza this year

In other news, as the annual company Christmas party approaches, buzz has been building over the soon-to-be-released, Christmas 2014 edition “Walking in a Winter Wonderland” parody poem from Kerry (aka “Animal Kracker”). On Wednesday, it was leaked that there will be one complete “stanza” devoted to Lunchsketball. While details remain vague, it has been revealed that that word “Lunchsketball” will be in the poem itself, as long as Kerry can remember how to spell “Lunchsketball”.

As a final point of news, there was some controversy during Wednesday’s game, when Kerry made a particularly exhilarating and acrobatic play that resulted in a scored basket. Members of Gary’s team protested that Special K had taken an extra step, and had traveled in the process. After some discussion, the refs got it right and allowed the play to stand because, while technically Kerry may have “traveled”, the rules should obviously be loosened in a case like this for the sake of making the game more beautiful and better for the fans, and especially when the play in question involves a marque star. This decision was validated later in the week by NBA officials who allowed a similar play to stand, as shown below.

Asterisk on the win because Darin and George are each limited by soreness in a shoulder (Darin – left shoulder, George – right shoulder). The Dream Team is down one full set of shoulders, and played remarkably well, considering.

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5 thoughts on “WifeBeaters Will Continue Until Morale Improves

  1. Anonymous says:

    Sorry about the sore shoulders but try playing with almost 60 year old body and a hernia and see how that affects your effectiveness! Walk in the wife beaters shoes and you will find yourself feeling a lot worse than you do now! In fact every time your team beats mine their is an asterisk for that game because my team is always down one good healthy bod! Nuff said! Peace/out my brothas!

    • gmcfly1 says:

      Wah! I’m Gary! Wah!

      • padrebear says:

        I have to side with G$$ on this one, even being a member of the legendary DT. Hauling an old body out on the court carries its own unique set of challenges. Often racked with one type of pain or another we are the warriors of old playing for the love of the game. I would gladly hoist a “Weineken” with my Kracker

  2. gmcfly1 says:

    Proving my point – you and Gary cancel each other out.

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